Looks to me like there will be an extension to my contract with my current company. damn it. just hope the other side wont say anything bad about it.

on another note, my phone is going berserk. any new phones to recommend ? (besides the iPhone 3GS, HTC Diamond etc.)

or should i just buy the $80 phone at 7-11. khakhaaa. hrrmz. ngek tuls.

When I first saw you, I saw love
And the first time you touched me, I felt love
And after all this time, you’re still the one I love

ok this was taken last thursday i guess. or was it wednesday? haha forgot about it till i was looking through my phone.

ok lets start.

starting from the left:-
rahim (ict executive turning AED), mr. azhar (HOD IT), fitri (CCPE), Shah(AED), Anson (Technical Assistant turning Student).

So apparently, that day was also Anson’s 21st Birthday. So The Boss decided to treat all of us at Swensens Airport. I just happened to be there. kkhakha. Well, because I was supposed to be in school even on the school’s holidays. Which was a good thing as well. Coz there wont be so much noise and all those blah blah blah. And I don’t really have things to do sometimes during holidays. Only during the day when I finished all my admin work. But last week was quite shiong for me as there’s this H1N1 chaos. We had to fold 1400 letters for goodness’s sake. But this is not the main picture i want to show you guys. Hakhakha.

Tada. My poly days.

From left:-
fauzi, zaza, isma, fitri

Fauzi last time had shitloads of hair. Just look at it. We used to call him boyband. He was into this JT shit and stuffs. But he’s abang abang lob now.

Zaza. Hkhakha. Look at her hair then. I dont know what hairstyle is that. Looks like some reggae dude gone wrong.

Isma is married now. She’s the only one in this picture who did not change. Appearance wise.

And then me. WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT? take a look at my hair. ouh my god. ingatkan dulu style ah tu kan. but when i see again, astaga. and see how scrawny i was last time. Macam budak tak makan 100 hari. kkhkaha.

ouh yeah that’s fau’s pencilcase. It’s flowery. Told u he’s boyband material.

Ouh well, we all grew up to be better people.

Those were the happy days!

Penat.

From morning till about half and hour ago, i have been running around school. sending kids back home to their parents, taking their temperatures. people who are asking me to do stuffs when they can do themselves. and im the FREAKING I/C.

might as well put me the freaking coolie right. ninabe.

angkat kerusi.
angkat kipas berdiri.
amik bag budak2 dari kelas.

sumer lah kan. nasib baik ader member aku nak tolong. kalau tak, thats it. aku break out.

now i can say, I QUIT!

Weddings are damn tiring.

Especially when you are part of the family and you ARE obliged to help. Not that I didn’t want to help, as I have been helping in all my cousins’ weddings from my my mum side to the dad side.

Ouh yah, this is the first cousin from my dad’s side to get married.

I did not manage to take any photos to show you guys though. Zara borrowed my camera. But anyway, it’s a good thing she borrowed it from me. I just didnt have any time to relax anyway. I will try to get the photos from my uncles though. My dad was busy TALKING the whole two days.

Can you imagine it? TWO freaking days of TALKING. I think that’s where I got my genes of trying to become the host. To make people comfortable at a new place. To get things going. I think when gerger sees this, she’ll agree to it. Heh.

I need a massage. I remembered I got a full body massage coupon from my company. It’s FREE!! Maybe I can drop by tomorrow or something. Then I’ll let gerger do her spa thingy. That should be a good idea.

Melayu BOLEH!

firstly, I got my new specs. Ok. Probably, when you see me with my new specs, you ALL will definitely laugh at me, kutuk me dan benda2 yang sewaktu dengannya.

secondly, im waiting for my new laptop. oooh. superb! i’m turned on by the fact that my laptop is sexxayy. wooot.

thirdly, aku nak gi berak, mandi then aku nak gi jamming. k bye.

beribu bintang di langit kini menghilang
meraba aku dalam gelap
rembulan mengambang kini makin suram
pudar ilhamku tanpa arah

that’s what im feeling now. i have no ilham already to cook up some funny stories (ya right fit. as if your stories are funny to begin with) ya hor. quite true. saper bilang stories aku ni kelakar? kelakar seram ader lah. and i have a knack for pissing people off with my constant “kutuk-ing” of my peers. hahaha. (sometimes i don’t understand why i put the hahaha at the end of the sentence when its not meant to be funny or when i don’t feel it’s funny at all).

you know when bai said im very random, i feel that its almost 100% correct. im not always random. but random things keep coming to me. i cant help it.

me and gerger were talking about wisdom tooth. she thinks that she’s growing a wisdom tooth. she’s having pain at the gums area. i said i felt the same thing too sometimes but the tooth never ever grow. i mean COME ON ALREADY! im at the age of 25 (no wait. im still 24) when wisdom tooth starts to grow, u will feel like u just kena langgar lori. ahh when your face become the one at the previous entry then you all know.

wait. IM GOING TO BE 25 THIS YEAR! siak tuls. dah tua sey ipit! erms, i still have people like latiff, zaza,  shaheedah, fairuz, ramadhan, reduan, rahimi to fall back on if i feel that im too old. i mean just to name a few. i wished i could put in more names but i just can’t remember. i have limited friends who are OLDER THAN ME. damn it.

but i can actually see myself deteoriating. especially my fitness.

man BOOBS!!

shit man. I do not want to see my chest muscles drooping to be this ugly looking piece of thing over here. and check out the hairs on that boobs! GROTESQUE! looks like some kind of animal boobs. maybe kambing.

so guys. please do not see yourself turn into this creature. khakhaka. i don’t think im ever going to change this entry or rather update anymore. I want you guys to see this page everytime u logged in to my blog. khakhaa. maybe you are eating your favourite kway teow goreng with cockles. khakha. ur cockles will turn to cocks i tell you. or maybe slurping your tom yam ban mian’s half cooked egg. hope the egg yolk and the whites look like this. khakhakha.

guys, if u were to ever have man boobs, at least TRY for goodness sake, to get a better looking one. go for shaping. go for spas. maybe it will make it withstand gravity. maybe you will be turned on by it yourself. ok that’s too gay.

or you can go here to find out more.
www.allaboutmanboobs.com

why am i talking about man boobs? wtf.

hrrmz.

what if i were to choose a career path as a full time freelance photographer?
that would be interesting.

nah. but im not good enough.

bluek.

argument
smoking helps you to relax.

i dont know which part of smoking helps you to relax if every month it burns a hole in your freaking pocket. kena sai. now recession then smoke and smoke then at the end of the month then no money. RELEK MEH? siao eh.

argument
when you need to shit, go smoke.

haha. its true. when you feel like you need to do your big business and its at the tip but still dont want to come out, go smoke.

argument
when you need inspirations, go smoke.

for some people, yeah. i need it for inspirations. inspirations simi lan? for my designs or when i want to crack more jokes or talk cock-up stories. with the smoke in my head, i seem to be on the roll!

stay tuned for more.. haha

this is me before i stressed my hamstring. i was stretching like mad for approximately 15 minutes.
this is me stressing my hamstring after 40m.
khakhakhakha.

look at my stupid face. dah lah macam bangla. macam bangla kene langgar plak tu. ni dah macam bangla kene langgar pastu ditimpa lorry balak. khakhakhakha. but you wont know the pain and agony i was experiencing at that point of time. it’s something i don’t want to encounter anymore at my age. it is just oh-so-demoralising.

ok bye.