beribu bintang di langit kini menghilang
meraba aku dalam gelap
rembulan mengambang kini makin suram
pudar ilhamku tanpa arah

that’s what im feeling now. i have no ilham already to cook up some funny stories (ya right fit. as if your stories are funny to begin with) ya hor. quite true. saper bilang stories aku ni kelakar? kelakar seram ader lah. and i have a knack for pissing people off with my constant “kutuk-ing” of my peers. hahaha. (sometimes i don’t understand why i put the hahaha at the end of the sentence when its not meant to be funny or when i don’t feel it’s funny at all).

you know when bai said im very random, i feel that its almost 100% correct. im not always random. but random things keep coming to me. i cant help it.

me and gerger were talking about wisdom tooth. she thinks that she’s growing a wisdom tooth. she’s having pain at the gums area. i said i felt the same thing too sometimes but the tooth never ever grow. i mean COME ON ALREADY! im at the age of 25 (no wait. im still 24) when wisdom tooth starts to grow, u will feel like u just kena langgar lori. ahh when your face become the one at the previous entry then you all know.

wait. IM GOING TO BE 25 THIS YEAR! siak tuls. dah tua sey ipit! erms, i still have people like latiff, zaza,  shaheedah, fairuz, ramadhan, reduan, rahimi to fall back on if i feel that im too old. i mean just to name a few. i wished i could put in more names but i just can’t remember. i have limited friends who are OLDER THAN ME. damn it.

but i can actually see myself deteoriating. especially my fitness.

man BOOBS!!

shit man. I do not want to see my chest muscles drooping to be this ugly looking piece of thing over here. and check out the hairs on that boobs! GROTESQUE! looks like some kind of animal boobs. maybe kambing.

so guys. please do not see yourself turn into this creature. khakhaka. i don’t think im ever going to change this entry or rather update anymore. I want you guys to see this page everytime u logged in to my blog. khakhaa. maybe you are eating your favourite kway teow goreng with cockles. khakha. ur cockles will turn to cocks i tell you. or maybe slurping your tom yam ban mian’s half cooked egg. hope the egg yolk and the whites look like this. khakhakha.

guys, if u were to ever have man boobs, at least TRY for goodness sake, to get a better looking one. go for shaping. go for spas. maybe it will make it withstand gravity. maybe you will be turned on by it yourself. ok that’s too gay.

or you can go here to find out more.
www.allaboutmanboobs.com

why am i talking about man boobs? wtf.